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Though they will vigorously deny that it is the case, the band know precisely how incredibly lucky they are to have in their band a bass player of this man's calibre.

For, not only will he drink lager until he can't drink any more (because the floor is in the way), but his looks and his skills as a bassist ensure that the other players actually appear quite skilled and relatively handsome.