Having recently returned from a six-month tutorship at the famous Shaolin Temple of Blaengwynfi, Helen feels that she has successfully passed on many of her martial art skills to the hamlet's residents, thus allowing them access to a higher level of meaning.

Now after twelve lagers and a curry. they can have a proper, organised glass-fight with flashy moves and everything. 

"At first, they told me they were skeptical", said Helen, "But, once they realised what 'skeptical' meant, and that it didn't mean 'psychic', they were absolutely fine".