VIEWING YOUR ANDY J.:

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Andy is the perfect band member, in that he is so bad he makes the rest of us look good.

...at driving a car to gigs, that is.

How is it that, out of the 38 gigs he's done with this band, he's not driven to 41 of them? That baffles the rest of us, and we're envious.

Some say his likeness to the new time-manipulating Dr. Who is uncanny, and might explain this time-related anomaly.

Others say he's just a crafty little git, and he doesn't really look like Dr. Who at all.